CONGRATS TO MOLLY FOR BEING THE NEW LIGNUM HOUSE CAPTAIN WHEEEE (: (: (:

oh oh on another note, join the "i'm so fat" club! i can be president haha :P
"i'm so fat, that when you try to go around me, you get lost"
"i'm so fat, that when i try to walk past the television screen, you miss three commercials" hahahaha

- i hope liverpool wins tonight :P

fernando torres, liverpool's number nine
his armband proved he was a red, torres, torres
you'll never walk alone it said, torres, torres,
we got the lad from sunny spain, he gets the ball he scores again,
fernando torres, liverpool's number nine

i like liverpool songs hee. but ARSENAL (:

-michelle koh (:



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Oh oh I found more jokes for the fat club!!

" You are so fat, when you walked past the window, we had no sunlight for 4 days!"

" You are so fat, when you went on a school trip, the school had to raise funds to feed you."

" You are so fat that when you sit around the house, you sit around the house. "

" You are so fat when you step on a scale it says " I want your weight, not your phone number."

Muahhahaha.

- Germaine!